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Funny Baby Advice

Funny Baby Advice

Are you having a manic week and need a laugh?

We have just the ticket with these funny baby advice quotes— enjoy!

 

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~ Elinor Goulding Smith, author of The Complete Book of Absolutely Perfect Baby and Child Care, 1957

Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage. ~ Marcelene Cox

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~ John Wilmot

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~ Lane Olinghouse

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. ~ Bill Cosby

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ~ P.J. O’Rourke

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. ~ Anonymous

 

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